So sassy, so classy, so persnicketty

Sometimes, when you see Kraft Dinner and it's not orange it's a little concerning. I get kind of worried.

Just as a side note, you know, so my opinion on Kraft Dinner that is not orange is known.

On the blue scale, my day today has been pretty great, I got through it, I'm tired, but I made it through without crying about something stupidly stupid. On a general scale it was not a good day.

So I'm watching more very bad TV, this weeks favorite is an dold favorite, One Tree Hill. The sassiest thing just happened and it was soooooo awesome. Peyton and Lindsay hate each other due to Lucas and Lucas letting out his mother's warehouse to Peyton so she can get her record label up and running but he won;t let her pay rent. Then Lindsay and Peyton get in this massivo fight over Lucas (Lindsay is dating him but he is so clearly in love with Peyton). Peyton decides she has to pay Lucas rent but he won't accept it from her due to them being "friends". They get in all these arguments about it so she decides to get sassy.

They're at this bar and she gets the bar tender to deliver her rent cheque in a cocktail shaker into his glass. Then she glares at him from across the club. So classy and so sassy.

Sassy girls are so great, so here is a list of them and some of my favorite one liners of theirs:

My #3 Anna from The OC:
"Oh, so insulting him counts as conversation?"

"Wait. Are you the kid from Chino who steals cars and sets people's houses on fire? So you're saying I'm making my debut into society with Newport's most wanted?"

"You know what your problem is? You're not a man."

My #2 sassy girls is Buffy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
"Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair."

"If the apocalypse comes, beep me."

"I was being cool. C'mon, you've been dating for, what, like, two hundred years? You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show?"

[making fun of Giles] "Oh! I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah biddy blah, I'm so stuffy, give me a scone."

"Oh, I'm not really into porn... I mean, I'm just trying to cut way back."

" I-I don't know. But it was cool. I think I know why Joan's the boss! I'm like a... superhero or something!"

ANd My #1 ULITMATE sassy awesome kick ass girl is, of course, Veronica Mars:

"Enough already with this mellow Incense and Peppermints vibe. Let's break out the mushrooms and dance naked, strap on the goatskull headgear, sacrifice a few infants. Come on people, you're cultists. Start acting like it"

"Last question, actually. "Why do you want this position?" Honestly - and really tell me the truth - how much of an ass-kiss would I be if I admit it's to be close to you? Seriously, why do birds suddenly appear everytime you're near?"

"You're here for your looks. Why don't you leave the heavy thinking to me, sugarpants? Now go make yourself pretty."

"Oh, no. Nothing? Your secret illegitimate child gestating in the womb of your comatose ex-girlfriend affects neither you nor me"

"Oh, hello. Which one are you? Blinky? Humpty? Zorro?"

"Dad... your hooker's here."

"The '70s had the Hustle. The '80s, the moonwalk. We have the faux-lesbian dance. "

"When entering a frat house full of accused rapists, the pant suit is a solid wardrobe choice. It's fashion's way of saying, "Move along. Nothing to see here."

"It's like a Zagat guide for hookers. How did people find sex before there was an Internet?"

"Actually, that’s just why I’m in jail: To avoid Valentines Day."

Also, Just as a side note, one of the funniest Veronica Mars quotes EVER:

Madison: You want to save yourself some time? Start with her. We all saw her, lurking around.
Jackie: Lurking? Uh, you mean "standing while black"?

My favorite Mac and Veronica moment:

Mac:Let me explain something, Veronica. I own the most powerful personal computer on campus. There is no personal computer faster or better than mine at Hearst. And using this incredible computer of mine, it will take twenty years to crack Jake Kane's password on this hard drive.
Veronica: So how do we do it?
Mac:You're like Kirk in Wrath of Khan. You refuse to believe in the no-win scenario.
Veronica:You're like one of the nerds from Revenge of the Nerds with your Star Trek references.

AAAAAANNNNDD just to add, my favorite Keith and Veronica moment:

Veronica: If you're wondering where I am, I'm hanging out outside a convenience store, eating corn nuts and watching strippers.
Keith:Are you doing drugs?
Veronica: No.
Keith: Good.

Anyways. I wish I were a sassy, classy, persnicketty girl.