Thursday, November 12, 2009

I woke up in a SoHo doorway, a policeman knew my name

ACK! is all I have to say.

My goddamn copy of Won't Get Fooled Again is fucked. How am I supposed to pretend I'm part of CSI:Miami without it. FOR REALZ WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!?!?!?!?

I love David Caruso. No one thinks this is a good idea or agrees with me. It's their loss. PLUS NO ONE SHOULD JUDGE. WHEN THEY CAN SAY ONE LINERS AND LOOK EQUALLY AS COOL AND ALSO HAVE ROGER DALTRY DO AN AWESOME AS BALLS SHRIEK SCREAM YEAOW AFTER THEIR COOL ONE LINER THEN THEY CAN JUDGE.

But thar ain't gonna happen is it. Because Roger Daltry doth scream for no man.

Suck and that you shaming fools. Roger Daltry does nothing for youses.


In all seriousness though. I love Caruso

2 comments:

a lovely corpse said...

oh man, this reminds me when my stepbro and I would say really stupid things and do the sunglasses thing and walk away from each other.
"It appears that the cat came back, or MAYbe it was there all along. See you at the lab."

Maria said...

AHHHHHH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA