a little bag of cocaine, a little bag of cocaine

MY TITS HURT LIKE A MO FO! I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHY AND AHHHHHHH THEY HURT SO BAD.

Like I can`t do anything because the second they brush against anything, and I mean brush, not jab or squish, they start to feel like they`re bleeding. It`s awful. Like for realz just brutal brutality.

Also I`m fucking hungry all the fucking time. Last month I was so fucking depressed I couldn`t fit more than a bite of food down my throat. BAILAKHDFIOHFI. THIS IS BULL.

So Ì`m just going to put it out there. Depression is retarded. You`re retarded depression.

My doctor gave me all these forms to fill out for tomorrow and I just remembered I had to do them so yeaaaaaaaah. DRUGS HERE I COME WAAAAAHHHOOOOOOOOO!

High fives for antidepressants. Can`t say I`m stoked for xanax because`you get pretty zombie like but i`ll take zombie over whacked out insaneo.

Also, maybe I should stop the drugs. Or not. I believe New Years was my deadline. We`ll see.


I`m literally going insane.
FOR REALZ YO!

I woke up in a SoHo doorway, a policeman knew my name

ACK! is all I have to say.

My goddamn copy of Won't Get Fooled Again is fucked. How am I supposed to pretend I'm part of CSI:Miami without it. FOR REALZ WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!?!?!?!?

I love David Caruso. No one thinks this is a good idea or agrees with me. It's their loss. PLUS NO ONE SHOULD JUDGE. WHEN THEY CAN SAY ONE LINERS AND LOOK EQUALLY AS COOL AND ALSO HAVE ROGER DALTRY DO AN AWESOME AS BALLS SHRIEK SCREAM YEAOW AFTER THEIR COOL ONE LINER THEN THEY CAN JUDGE.

But thar ain't gonna happen is it. Because Roger Daltry doth scream for no man.

Suck and that you shaming fools. Roger Daltry does nothing for youses.


In all seriousness though. I love Caruso